facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

(via sourpatchmoms)

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

(Source: basedgosh, via sourpatchmoms)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via bullied)

have-a-happy-period-always:

when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2

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(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via virginity)

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

(via giraffacake)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via alienwentz)